this a pants grouse
excuse u haf a. cheesybreds?
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
fun fact about me is that if you think im cute when you come into my store, i will use this against you. you think im and so im gonna smile and bat my eyelashes and make you buy stuff from me because i want to make my sales goals.
The internet is so weird.
hEY FUTURE FISH
who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow
how prussia and romano became bffs
"how prussia and romano found out their brothers were fucking"