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princess☆prince

3DS FC: 4656-5926-1967

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creppybushtit:

this a pants grouseexcuse u haf a. cheesybreds?

creppybushtit:

this a pants grouse

excuse u haf a. cheesybreds?

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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fun fact about me is that if you think im cute when you come into my store, i will use this against you. you think im and so im gonna smile and bat my eyelashes and make you buy stuff from me because i want to make my sales goals. 

zazzle-poetry:

so classic
everyone unfollow me right now if you think woodpeckers aren’t capable of causing damage to homes
nathaliesakura:

hEY FUTURE FISH

nathaliesakura:

hEY FUTURE FISH

plasmalogical:

who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow

asterlx:

how prussia and romano became bffs

or alternatively

"how prussia and romano found out their brothers were fucking"

lolitahime:

Baby the Stars Shine Bright’s Time Travel Station Fashion Show photos from the live stream Pt. 2